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Monday, September 3, 2012

Staff's NFL Predictions

Today ESPN's analysts made their predictions on how the postseason will look along with their Super Bowl winners. Each and every year it is the same over at ESPN. The "analysts" take always take the preseason favorite and rarely stray from the popular picks. For example, 13 out of the 16 people have the Green Bay Packers making their Super Bowl. The Packers are a great team don't get me wrong, but come on you are supposed to know more than everyone else when it comes to this stuff. Yet every, single, year, they choose who everyone else already knows will be good, and never give any of the other teams a shot. Anyways, here are our awesome picks.

CB32's Picks

NFC EAST: New York Giants
NFC NORTH: Green Bay Packers
NFC SOUTH: Atlanta Falcons
NFC WEST: San Francisco 49ers
NFC WILD CARDS: Chicago Bears and Dallas Cowboys

AFC EAST: New England Patriots
AFC NORTH: Baltimore Ravens
AFC SOUTH: Houston Texans
AFC WEST: Kansas City Chiefs
AFC WILD CARDS: Buffalo Bills and Pittsburgh Steelers

NFC CHAMPIONSHIP: Bears over Packers
AFC CHAMPIONSHIP: Ravens over Patriots (Billy Cundiff is long gone)

SUPER BOWL: Ravens over Bears
SUPER BOWL MVP: Ravens RB Ray Rice

REGULAR SEASON MVP: Giants QB Eli Manning
OFFENSIVE ROY: Indianapolis Colts QB Andrew Luck
DEFENSIVE ROY: Carolina Panthers LB Luke Kuechly
COACH OF THE YEAR: Bills Chan Gailey

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nasm30's Picks

NFC EAST: Giants
NFC NORTH: Packers
NFC SOUTH: Saints
NFC WEST: 49ers
NFC WILD CARDS: Bears, Eagles

AFC EAST: Patriots
AFC NORTH: Ravens
AFC SOUTH: Texans
AFC WEST: Broncos
AFC WILD CARDS: Bengals, Chargers

NFC CHAMPIONSHIP: Giants over Packers
AFC CHAMPIONSHIP: Broncos over Patriots

SUPER BOWL: Giants over Broncos
SUPER BOWL MVP: Eli Manning

REGULAR SEASON MVP: Tom Brady
OFFENSIVE ROY: Andrew Luck
DEFENSIVE ROY: Luke Kuechly
COACH OF THE YEAR: St. Louis Rams Jeff Fisher

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AF's Picks

NFC EAST: Cowboys (Editor's Translation: He actually means Cowboys)
NFC NORTH: Cheeseheads (Editor's Translation: Green Bay Packers)
NFC SOUTH: Dog the Bounty Hunters (Editor's Translation: New Orleans Saints)
NFC WEST: 49ers and Vernon Davis' forehead (Editor's Translation: San Francisco 49ers)
NFC WILD CARDS: Pete Carroll's team + Gigantes (Editor's Translation: Seahawks and Giants)

AFC EAST: Pats unfortunately (Editor's Translation: New England Patriots)
AFC NORTH: Bengals 
AFC SOUTH: Mojo aka Texans (Editor's Translation: Houston Texans)
AFC WEST: Peyton Manning (Editor's Translation: Denver Broncos)
AFC WILD CARDS: Jets (yea right) + The Blindsiders (Editor's Translation: Jets and Ravens)

NFC CHAMPIONSHIP: Pack vs 9iners (Editor's Translation: Packers and 49ers)
AFC CHAMPIONSHIP: Jets vs Texans 

SUPER BOWL: Jets over Pat Willis (Editor's Translation: Jets over 49ers)
SUPER BOWL MVP: Darelle Revis

REGULAR SEASON MVP: Aaron Rodgahs (Editor's Translation: Aaron Rodgers)
OFFENSIVE ROY: Not that Mouth breather Andy Luck, Russ Wilson (Russell Wilson)
DEFENSIVE ROY: Morris Claiborne, Yea 
COACH OF THE YEAR: Regis Ryan (Editor's Translation: Jets Rex Ryan)

Writer's Note: I don't condone these translations, pretty sure they all make sense actually kind of offended. I have faith in you guys, I think you're smart enough to get all the references. 
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MillMeek22's Picks

NFC EAST: Giants
NFC NORTH: Packers
NFC SOUTH: Saints
NFC WEST:49ers 
NFC WILD CARDS: Eagles and Bears

AFC EAST: Patriots
AFC NORTH: Ravens
AFC SOUTH: Texans
AFC WEST: Chargers
AFC WILD CARDS: Broncos and Bills

NFC CHAMPIONSHIP: Packers vs Giants
AFC CHAMPIONSHIP: Texans vs Ravens

SUPER BOWL: Texans over Packers
SUPER BOWL MVP: Texans WR Andre Johnson

REGULAR SEASON MVP: Patriots QB Tom Brady 
OFFENSIVE ROY: Giants RB David Wilson 
DEFENSIVE ROY: Cowboys CB Morris Claiborne
COACH OF THE YEAR: Bills Chan Gailey

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Beardface's Picks

NFC EAST: Eagles
NFC NORTH: Packers
NFC SOUTH: Atlanta Falcons
NFC WEST: 49ers
NFC WILD CARDS: Cowboys and Daaa Beards

AFC EAST: Patriots 
AFC NORTH: Ravens
AFC SOUTH: Texans
AFC WEST: Broncos
AFC WILD CARDS: Bills and Bengals

NFC CHAMPIONSHIP: Eagles vs 49ers
AFC CHAMPIONSHIP: Broncos vs Patriots

SUPER BOWL: Eagles over Patriots
SUPER BOWL MVP: Trent Cole

REGULAR SEASON MVP: Tom Brady
OFFENSIVE ROY: RGIII 
DEFENSIVE ROY: Morris Claiborne
COACH OF THE YEAR: Eagles Andy Reid

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