Dan Carpenter Saved So Many Lives Today It's Crazy

Best player on the Jets today.

Yo dude, I love that Blurry song.

Gotta hand it to the lead singer of Puddle of Mudd on this one. Dan Carpenter prevented about 100 murders in the Massachusetts area alone. Kicker with flow, never a good thing, too much going on up there. But seriously, if he doesn't miss that last field goal, I probably would have jumped out the window simply out of principle. The Jets looked about as bad as you can look, I legitimately have never seen so many receivers drop balls like the Jets do. I mean just about anything that Sanchez twirls and lollipops out there seems to get picked or dropped. Not a great recipe for success by a long shot, especially when you can't run it either. Thank God the Fins are god awful, because any half way decent squad beats us by about 40 today. Winning ugly feels so dirty, I almost wish we lost, like really. But now we're 2-1, with two divisional wins and you can't really be too upset except for the whole being really bad thing. Next week could be an absolute slaughtering, but the 9iners just lost to the Vikings which makes me feel a little better about that situation. The outcome that is most likely is, the Jets lose a defensive struggle. Sanchez goes 12-30 with a couple of picks and they stay in the game the whole time until the last 5 minutes. Seems like something I've seen before.

The main point of this little spiel is that Tebow sucks. It wasn't spelled out for ya but its definitely in there. He is just God-awful, they thought throwing him a pass would be a good idea? Hell no. Guy was probably praying in the huddle that they wouldn't sling it his way. Don't know what the Jets see in him.