Yesterday the Knicks unveiled their new jerseys and by the looks of them they may look a little boring but you know what, the magic is what happens when these guys put them on.
For example, when Carmelo Anthony throws on the new threads, he all of the sudden will share the ball and not be a black hole on offense. Amar'e Stoudemire will have unworldly healing abilities so that no fire extinguisher will ever get the best of him, (maybe he'll also play a full season.) Tyson Chandler will still be able to scream whatever he wants at the referees, but the refs will actually give the opposing team a technical foul. Raymond Felton will be skinny. J.R. Smith will be affluent. Alcohol won't have any effect on Jason Kidd. Steve Novak will take a layup. Iman Shumpert will return for the start of the season and lock down other teams with Ronnie Brewer. Marcus Camby will be a ballplayer again. And Chris Copeland, Chris Smith, Kurt Thomas, James White, and Pablo Prigioni will not be allowed to touch the ball.
I'm not sure what the direct definition for what a "perfect world" is, but that is about as close as I can get. In all seriousness the jerseys do look a lot cleaner and hopefully we'll receive a playoff seed this year that actually puts us in a position to advance.
One Last Thing: Probably the best part about these jerseys is that Landry Fields and Jared Jeffries are not allowed to wear them.
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