Public Enemy #1: Anthony Davis' Unibrow

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There are no plausible reasons for Anthony Davis to have a unibrow. Zero. Why does he have that caterpillar across his forehead? Dude is the Number 1 draft pick, Olympic Gold medalist, National Champion, and the money's starting to flow in. But there is no shot he pulls because of that thing on his face, it's just such a buzz kill. Like did Kobe and LeBron bring him aside and were like, "bro, you gotta have 2 eyebrows, this isn't Greece." At this point his Brow has become like an icon, which is disturbing on so many levels. He can't think it's cool or looks good, can he? You think he wakes up in the morning, looks in the mirror and says "I look decent enough to walk out of the door"? I know for a fact he can afford a razor, you don't even need shaving cream, just wet the razor and take to that patch above your nose. What does his mother say? There is no way his mom is like, "Anthony, you're so handsome, why don't you have a girlfriend?" She has eyes like the rest of the world and knows that unibrows are in no way sexy. I guess it could be that he really doesn't care what people think and he's trying to show that it doesn't matter how many eyebrows you have if you can ball, but that's stupid and I would hate to think that's reasonable. It's just disappointing, kids a ballplayer, maybe a once in a generation big man defensively, and he has to have a unibrow just because. Hopefully for his sake someone shaves it off in his sleep, that guy would be a hero.