Andrew Luck is Such A Mouth Breather It's Not Even Funny Anymore

Mid-inbred laugh

What is this dude's deal? Using big vocabulary and trying to sound smart, you're not fooling me Andrew, you are secretly stupid I just know it. Someone's gotta be in the background with flashcards every time he gets to a key point. They just start waving to him and he can plug it in. I don't hate Andrew Luck either, cat can ball, kind of a stud actually. He put up stats in a run first college offense all while being slow in the head and that takes talent. But he is just killing me with his mouth hanging open like Tyler Hansbrough, always looking confused and clueless. Hansbrough is a certified dumbass but Luck has the masses fooled with his whole architecture shtick, but not me. All of those videos of him on ESPN pretending to be in class is really just him drawing stick figures. They gave him a ruler and pencil and he was like a kid in a candy store. Simple pleasures for a simple man. Keep balling Andy, but give it a rest, show America how dumb you are, no one cares if you can sling the pigskin around the park and truck cornerbacks.