Season Opener for the Knickerbockers

Carmelo would go straight B-more on Lebron if it came to the One's

Hurricane Sandy delayed the Knicks season opener by a day and also left the city devastated. I'm not saying the city needs the Knicks to beat Lebron's brain in tonight at the Garden, but that's exactly what I'm saying. I despise Lebron, just so full of himself and entitled, just an awful person. I couldn't even watch opening night because every commercial had Lebron's stupid mug in it. Plus the main game had my two most hated teams, the C's and the Heat. So it was like hoping both lost somehow or the court imploded like in Batman and both teams fell and died.

I know the chips are down on the Knicks right now, injuries, retirement home bills, but they kinda still have a squad, one that can compete one night at a time. We have see what the old folks can do, Camby can still D up, Sheed's good for a T and a fight plus he's rocking Gretzky's number so that's chill. Kidd can run the point solid when he's not getting beat by his ex-wife, or drunk driving in the Hamptons. Plus I like Ronnie Brewer a lot, I wish he could shoot a little bit more, but he does defend which so many Knicks don't do. And believe it or not, all Knick fans will remember Kurt Thomas, now the oldest player in the league. The crazy Horned Frog from TCU, is back in a Knicks uniform looking to take charges and hit mid range J's like Coach Malik Rose.

Obviously Carmelo and Tyson are gonna have to lead the line, but they're both studs so it shouldn't be too difficult for them to play ball. J.R. Smith and Steve Novak, wildcards, Stevie is more consistent than JR, but if JR gets in a rhythm, goodnight Irene he's going off for 35. All I want is to start the season with a W. Would it be more sweet that they injure Lebron indefinitely? Maybe, but let's start with a win.

Prediction: Knicks 101-Heat 96 Lebron cries, Melo goes for 30 and maybe some rebounds if he's feeling up to it.

PS. Bosh may be the worst of the 3, but I feel bad for him because he looks like a velociraptor and he gets picked on like a kid on a playground who pissed himself by D-wade and 'Bron, so he gets a pass.