KG is as soft as baby thighs

Always talking to guards, BG is from Mt. Vernon, he'd ruin KG and he knows it. 

Literally there can not be a more hated player in the NBA than Kevin Garnett, he's just a straight villain. Picks on guards and small forwards but when someone his size steps to him, he cowers like Lebron in the 4th. And that's why I was proud of the Knicks last night, Melo may have had his worst shooting game maybe in his career, but they still fought it out and did all they could.

 KG gets away with murder out there, elbows, moving screens, trash talk and now the Knicks are showing their not gonna put up with that anymore. C's fans will say they didn't even have Rondo last night, blah blah blah, he's the biggest punk on the team pushing officials and what not. If Melo shoots a better percentage that game it's not even close.

The C's are right at 500 now and they're acting like they won a championship or something last night. Obviously they've won the division every year for like a decade but I don't see that happening this year. Amar'e looked a lot better last night and JR is having a great year so I think this game was just a blip on artwork and we'll move on from there. We play Boston 5 more times this year and I expect all of them to be tough like this one but the score lines will be different.

PS. I actually hate Paul Pierce the most, not because he talks like KG but because he just hits big shots for no explicable reason. It just kills me, he has bags under his eyes the size of golf ball. To borrow a phrase from a total legend, Big Red, he always looks drunk or hungover, which makes me squirm even more when he makes a shot.

PPS. Urban Dictionary definition of KG  the top three are pretty accurate I'd say.